Things parents forget to tell their children: →
runstretchpump: Bodies are hairy. No matter the gender, your face will have hair and that is more than okay. Your butthole is going to have some hair too. And maybe your nipples. And your tummy. And where ever else. Stretch marks. Those are a thing. Everyone gets ‘em. If you don’t, you probably don’t have skin. Vaginas smell. Every vagina has a scent. Don’t worry about it! (Unless something...
WHEN SOMEONE SUGGESTS MCDONALD'S AFTER A NIGHT OUT
When your mom fucks up your plans & then wants to... →
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I wonder if my parents ever look at me and think,...
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When you walk by your ex & you know you look good.
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When I'm shopping and a store doesn't have my...